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jtoday:

*makes zoombini noises at you*

joshsux:

Do you ever just jiggle your butt

(Source: precumming)

scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

shubbabang:

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Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

collaterlysisters:

herearepicturesgivemeacareer:

Based on jobhaver's post.

god

(Source: anulqueen)

beben-eleben:

Like Mother, Like Daughter

We finished all our stuff so now we have to work in stupid UTAH. Ugh. Utah has remarks, which means interpreting remarks. Uuuuugh.

We finished all our stuff so now we have to work in stupid UTAH. Ugh. Utah has remarks, which means interpreting remarks. Uuuuugh.

joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

korra:

bioware while making mass effect: they’re not gonna want to fuck the aliens

bioware while making mass effect 2: i guess they wanted to fuck the aliens

thegodbutcher:

taco-bell-rey:

petition to make this image the new lgbt pride flag

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another contender:

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